Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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