lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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