Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
soo... how was my night?
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