i may or may not be watching the land before time
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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