Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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