obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
His nipple licking is glorious
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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