i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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