I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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