hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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