Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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