My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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