And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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