Welp...herpes.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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