a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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