i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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