Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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