The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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