I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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