All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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