She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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