Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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