last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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