sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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