I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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