I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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