i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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