They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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