so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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