her vagine was all disorganized.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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