You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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