she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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