Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My ass is underappreciated
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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