who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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