My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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