Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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