did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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