HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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