She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
