i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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