Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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