he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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