my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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