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• (561): View more from Florida

  Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day

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  hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?

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• (949): View more from California

  Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (805): View more from California

  We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT

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