So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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