i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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