Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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