And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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