Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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