Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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