When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
