please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
please don't ironically join a cult
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