its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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